"In a world driven by Value, there is an opportunity to create meaning where none exist"
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$Valueless is the unrivaled coin that guarantees absolutely zero value. No promises, no roadmap, no utility. Just pure chaos, memes, and gloriously pointless decisions that make you question your life choices while reveling in the absurdity of it all.
While other coins promise the moon, we promise⦠absolutely nothing. And we always deliver.
Coins Caught: 0
Time Wasted: 0s
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All hype, zero Value β just how you like it.
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The only rug is your carpet at home.
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Financial advisors hate us, Cause we have no Value.
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Weβre the coin your mom warned you about.
Youβve reached the peak of no value.
Enjoy the view, $valueless
You wasted extra time!